Classy looksmaxxing shirts, hats and more. Prevent cortisol spikes while jestermaxxing at the same time.
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Avoid brutal cortisol spikes on a night out with this slick, sharp-looking tee. • 100% Cotton • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end cotton yarn • High-quality tubular fabric • Reinforced taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem for durability
Assert dominance with your 26″ bidelt at the gym. • 100% Combed & Ringspun Cotton • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²) • 30 Singles Thread Weight • Side-Seamed
A baseball cap for heightmoggers, subtly exerting dominance over the manlets around. Only recommended for those 6’0 / 183cm or above. • 100% Premium Chino Cotton Twill • Unstructured, soft, 6-panel, low-profile • 6 embroidered eyelets • 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown, one-size fits all • Adjustable strap with antique buckle
Show your LOVE for Clavicular with this going out top. Recommended for Miami clubgoers. • 100% Premium Cotton • Fabric Weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-End Yarn • Tubular Fabric • Tapered Neck and Shoulders • Double Seam at Sleeves and Bottom Hem
For nights out when you’re looking for a new plug. • 100% Ring-Spun Cotton • 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) • Premium Shoulder-to-Shoulder Taping • Quarter-Turned to Avoid Crease Down the Center
Stay cozy when you know 6’6 Chad is protecting you. Ideal for jestermaxxing and clipfarming. • 100% Premium Cotton • Classic Fit with Long Sleeves and Rib Cuffs • Pre-Shrunk Jersey Knit • Seamless Double-Needle 7⁄8” (2.2 cm) High Quality Collar • Double-Needle Bottom Hem • Tapered Neck and Shoulders